Post by jestercjackal on Aug 22, 2005 23:28:37 GMT -5
*Chicken Huntin' By ICP blares across the P.A.Jester pimp walks out as the crowd cheers almost as loud as the music.Jester goes to both sides of the stage showing off his belt.Jester runs down and slides in and kips up.Jester walks over to the edge of the ring as a crew member hands him a mic*
"As you all know....I will have to defend MY Heavyweight Championship later today....Against my very own tag partner Alex.And there are some rumors going around that I've been complaining about this....But quite the contrary.I set this match up myself pretty much.I pinned The Fluffy Chicken for a reason.I could have just as easily threw Alex's ass in the ring and pinned him.But you see.....Between me and Alex, we've both got wins over each other.The score is 1...to...1.And Thats exactly what it's gonna be later today Brother...Mono y Mono, Nose to Nose, One...on One..."
*The Crowd Cheers loudly then quiets*
"So consider this the rubber match.The tie-breaka.And Alex....Ask yourself one question brotha.....Whatcha Gonna Do....Whatcha Gonna Do!?....When Jestamania and all The Jestacoholics Run Wild on....YOU!"
*Jester flips the mic to the ring canvas and walks backstage confident as the crowd chants "Lets Go Jester"*
"As you all know....I will have to defend MY Heavyweight Championship later today....Against my very own tag partner Alex.And there are some rumors going around that I've been complaining about this....But quite the contrary.I set this match up myself pretty much.I pinned The Fluffy Chicken for a reason.I could have just as easily threw Alex's ass in the ring and pinned him.But you see.....Between me and Alex, we've both got wins over each other.The score is 1...to...1.And Thats exactly what it's gonna be later today Brother...Mono y Mono, Nose to Nose, One...on One..."
*The Crowd Cheers loudly then quiets*
"So consider this the rubber match.The tie-breaka.And Alex....Ask yourself one question brotha.....Whatcha Gonna Do....Whatcha Gonna Do!?....When Jestamania and all The Jestacoholics Run Wild on....YOU!"
*Jester flips the mic to the ring canvas and walks backstage confident as the crowd chants "Lets Go Jester"*